It's Blooper Friday - Enjoy the Laughs!

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

 

PROS AND CONS

"This is a new con job” – (Obviously this is a government project.)“

You can't heart noise” (Can you "heart" me saying that your spelling sucks?)

“Many yucks plants” (Well that explains the cover charge.)

“Attach your car to offer” (Competition just reached a new low in real estate.)

"Horse leaks repaired" (That's a hearty endorsement for Equestrian Panty Shields.)

“New granite pool” (Do you mean gunite, or did this house fall into a quarry?)

LOSERS AND BOOZERS

“This is a smart hoouse” (The same cannot be said for the agent.)

“Homes going at top speed” (Hence the need for speed bumps in trailer parks.)

“Free DNA Test” – (Is this an open house or a stakeout?)

“Peek-a-boot view” (If my muffin top get any larger, I’ll have the same problem.)

”Wine and cheese swerved.” (Well we know who did the wine tasting…)

WINNERS AND DINNERS…

“Beverages & Hot Launch” (I suggest you take the next shuttle.)

“Enter the long driveway through a canopy of trees, and into the enormous Pacific Ocean” (So those creatures clinging to that rock aren’t really seals?)

JAW DROPPER OF THE WEEK

”Please come on tim” (Nope - not gonna touch this one!) 

That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell! 

 

GWEN BANTA - Sotheby's Global Advisor – China - http://www.GwenBanta.com

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Rainmaker
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Joseph Domino 480-390-6011
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I think wine and cheese "swerved" applies to a lot of agents here in Phoenix.

Apr 27, 2018 08:44 PM #1
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James Dray
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Morning Gwen.

I'm going to start looking at some of the wording in our MLS.  No doubt, I'll find some winners.  Carol Williams, here is my first suggestion for next Saturday

Apr 28, 2018 02:11 AM #2
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
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Aww...but it 's sooo much more FUN when agents don't Spill... mean Spell well !

Apr 28, 2018 03:31 AM #3
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Carol Williams
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There is a lot to be said for proofreading before hitting the Submit button. 

Apr 28, 2018 03:46 AM #4
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Gwen. This is funny. I particularly like the cartoon. Enjoy the day.

Apr 28, 2018 04:40 AM #5
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Brian England
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Some of the funny things in life end up being more true than funny, but I guess that is why people joke about them, haha.

Apr 28, 2018 07:27 AM #6
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Apr 28, 2018 11:02 AM #7
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Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

 

                         "Attach your car to offer"

 

Gwen, do you think they would consider my truck for the earnest money?

 

Apr 28, 2018 02:20 PM #8
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you all - I am so happy you enjoyed these. And Bruce Walter, either there is a dead buffalo under your truck or you have been parking to close to the curb at your local tavern!

Apr 30, 2018 06:47 PM #9
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
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Hi Gwen

There just is no end to these, is there. I always wonder if the clients ever see bloopers and what they think.

Jeff

Apr 30, 2018 08:42 PM #10
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Jane Peters
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Oh my, that last one. Even you are lost for words. That's something.

May 04, 2018 04:24 PM #11
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Kat Palmiotti
Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com - Monroe, NY
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Haha, I love your comments. Thank you for sharing!

I always triple check my listings because I don't want to wind up in your posts! Haha

May 05, 2018 03:31 AM #12
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Nina Hollander
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Good morning, Gwen... thanks for the early morning chuckles. Your comments are priceless (often funnier than the blooper).

May 05, 2018 04:45 AM #13
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Gabe Sanders
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Thanks, Gwen.  These are great.

May 05, 2018 05:13 AM #14
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Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
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Oh my gosh, they just keep coming don't they? Doesn't anybody proof read these days? Kind of glad they don't though, wouldn't be as much fun. 

May 05, 2018 10:40 AM #15
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Mike Cooper
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Gwen, that gives me a good idea of what to do with my old Volvo. Hilarious as always.

May 06, 2018 09:21 AM #16
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Fred Griffin
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"Attach your car to offer".   I assume they meant B-card. 

     But that's timely for me.  Yesterday I showed a vacant house that had a classic long-wheelbase Jaguar in the garage.  The LA called me for feedback, I commented about the Jag, she said "Offer full price, and they will throw in that Jaguar."

May 06, 2018 03:49 PM #17
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Yes, Jane - it takes a lot to render me speechless. Incidentally, I loved the one you sent. I could just visualize the drive into the Pacific - I laugh every time I read that!  Thank you!

May 07, 2018 12:23 PM #18
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Here's one from today, folks: "Enter through closed gates." (Apparently this home was built for people who own Sherman tanks.)

May 07, 2018 12:32 PM #19
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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I needed some smiles Gwen Banta and I knew I could count on you.

May 20, 2018 02:44 PM #20
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