Hilarious Real Estate Bloopers

By
Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887
https://staging.activerain.com/droplet/5bNn

Hi Blooper fans. This must be a short blooper post as I am traveling, so I selected ten humdingers just to send you into the weekend with laughter. Thanks to AR's own fabulous Jane Peters for her incredible find! Please enjoy:

 

 

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! 

"Big wok in closet" (Big fire truck in driveway.)

"Copper tubb is hammerd" (So is the agent.)

"Nice tail behind" (I just assumed you had a load in your trousers.)

"Newly completed addition to horse" (That explains the hoof print embedded in your forehead.)

"Home on col de sock" (Agent on amphetamines.)

"Your clients ate royalty" (This gives "passing the crown" a whole new meaning.) 

"We are in transition" (Welcome to West Hollywood.)

"Hand oiled broads in living room" (I thought Wesson oil orgies went out in the sixties.)

"Seller say no credit, so ass not helping" (I'm sure the seller agrees - your ass is not helping.)

Oh My, Oh My, Oh My! 

"Meandering pathways lead to a black bottom pool, a horse barn, & terraced gardens alive with an incredible array of natives, tropicals, and fruits."  -  (I am laughing too hard to think of anything politically correct to say about this one, folks. All comments are welcome!)

 

That's the short and sweet of it this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!

 

 

GWEN BANTA - Sotheby's Global Advisor – China - http://www.GwenBanta.com

 

close

This entry hasn't been re-blogged:

Re-Blogged By Re-Blogged At
Topic:
ActiveRain Community
Groups:
Realtors®
Blogging & SEO
The Art Of Marketing You
Rainmaking - Internet Marketing Strategies
Addicted to Active Rain
Tags:
real estate advertising
real estate humor
funny
real estate listings
real estate jokes
real estate marketing
real estate
real estate bloopers
humorous real estate

Post a Comment
Spam prevention
Spam prevention
Show All Comments
Rainmaker
1,126,317
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Connecting you to the L.A. real estate market

Yep. Gotta be careful with that last one lest we offend 

Apr 06, 2018 12:48 PM #13
Rainmaker
331,082
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

I love that one, Jane Peters - you totally made my day. Thanks for sending it!

Apr 06, 2018 02:56 PM #14
Rainmaker
1,602,015
Lottie Kendall
Today | Sotheby's International Realty - San Carlos, CA
Serving San Mateo County and San Francisco

Gwen -- I love your bloopers!! Best laugh I've had all day. Thanks.

Apr 06, 2018 06:09 PM #15
Rainer
401,789
Dörte Engel
RE/MAX Leading Edge - Bowie, MD
ABC - Annapolis, Bowie, Crofton & rest of Maryland

Dear Gwen,

Very funny! Have not seen any this good in a while.

Apr 06, 2018 06:32 PM #16
Rainer
436,260
Kimo Jarrett
WikiWiki Realty - Huntington Beach, CA
Pro Lifestyle Solutions

The best of your top ten list is "Hand oiled broads in the living room" (I thought Wesson oil orgies went out in the sixties.) Absolutely the best of times including Wesson oil parties. Memories are made of bliss.  

Apr 06, 2018 11:47 PM #17
Rainmaker
2,407,270
James Dray
Fathom Realty AR LLC - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Morning Gwen.

So many to chose from, so little time.  All are so funny it's difficult to decide

Apr 07, 2018 02:00 AM #18
Rainmaker
1,755,110
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Finally, a photo of Charles on Saturday night.  I wonder if that look is because he had a nice tail behind?  Likely some valet helped him pull on his col de socks.  Americans have been eating that royalty crap for too long!

Apr 07, 2018 03:05 AM #19
Rainmaker
450,213
Terry McCarley
REMAX Realty Team - Cape Coral FL - Cape Coral, FL
REALTOR, SRES, CDPE - Cape Coral, FL

Oh my goodness - what a great way to start my day!  I laughed so hard reading these I almost cried!

Apr 07, 2018 04:43 AM #20
Rainmaker
2,964,467
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Gwen. I am so taken with this. The picture is gross but I couldn't stop looking at it.

Apr 07, 2018 06:25 AM #21
Rainmaker
722,339
Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

                               

                                     "YOUR CLIENTS ATE ROYALTY"

Gwen, I'm just going to have to digest and process that comment after I ruminate on it for a bit!

Apr 07, 2018 09:41 AM #22
Rainmaker
335,436
John Wiley
Right Move Real Estate Group- EXP Realty - Fort Myers, FL
Lee County, FL Real Estate GRI, SRES,GREEN,PSA

Thanks for changing my perspective for the day.

I am smiling.

Apr 07, 2018 10:39 AM #23
Rainmaker
435,654
Mary Hutchison, SRES, ABR
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate-Kansas City Homes - Kansas City, MO
Specializing in Brookside, Waldo, Prairie Village

These humorous blogs are a nice change of pace--thanks for taking the time to write it!

Apr 07, 2018 11:29 AM #24
Rainmaker
1,379,304
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
your real estate writer

I'm still trying to figure out the tail behind...

Haven't had much time to spend in the rain this past week - sure glad I didn't miss this one! Your bloopers, and especially your comments, always give me a welcome laugh.

Apr 07, 2018 10:10 PM #25
Rainmaker
2,855,323
Michael Jacobs
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena Area Real Estate 818.516.4393

Hello Gwen - it may be shorter than usual but it's still is a good chuckle. 

Apr 10, 2018 09:24 AM #26
Rainmaker
876,982
Jan Green
Value Added Service, 602-620-2699 - Scottsdale, AZ
HomeSmart Elite Group, REALTOR®, EcoBroker, GREEN

Hysterical as always Gwen!  A self warming spool, hopefully upwind from the barn, where critters are roaming freely! 

Apr 10, 2018 10:21 PM #27
Rainmaker
1,188,604
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Alliance Real Estate - Minot - Minot, ND
Bob Timm, Broker Associate, Alliance Real Estate

My favorite has to be  "Hand oiled broads in living room"    Gwen Banta ,   I wonder what that job pays?

Apr 14, 2018 05:02 PM #28
Rainmaker
331,082
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Bob Timm, I’ll be sure to give you a job referral!

Apr 14, 2018 05:27 PM #29
Rainmaker
449,227
Pat Starnes, Brandon, MS
Front Gate Real Estate - Brandon, MS
Broker Associate, ABR, 601-278-4513

Mercy! As we say in the south, "Bless their hearts". :)

Apr 14, 2018 06:43 PM #30
Rainmaker
331,082
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Pat Starnes - I can imagine that said in a Southern accent, and it's hilarious!

Apr 15, 2018 10:48 AM #31
Ambassador
3,627,665
Debbie Reynolds
Platinum Properties - Clarksville, TN
Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent

Yes the Wesson oil has been replaced by import olive oils. These are hilarious.

Apr 17, 2018 07:33 PM #32
Post a Comment
Spam prevention
Show All Comments

What's the reason you're reporting this blog entry?

Are you sure you want to report this blog entry as spam?

Rainmaker
331,082

Gwen Banta

Ask me a question
*
*
*
*
Spam prevention

Additional Information