Hi Blooper fans. This must be a short blooper post as I am traveling, so I selected ten humdingers just to send you into the weekend with laughter. Thanks to AR's own fabulous Jane Peters for her incredible find! Please enjoy:
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
"Big wok in closet" (Big fire truck in driveway.)
"Copper tubb is hammerd" (So is the agent.)
"Nice tail behind" (I just assumed you had a load in your trousers.)
"Newly completed addition to horse" (That explains the hoof print embedded in your forehead.)
"Home on col de sock" (Agent on amphetamines.)
"Your clients ate royalty" (This gives "passing the crown" a whole new meaning.)
"We are in transition" (Welcome to West Hollywood.)
"Hand oiled broads in living room" (I thought Wesson oil orgies went out in the sixties.)
"Seller say no credit, so ass not helping" (I'm sure the seller agrees - your ass is not helping.)
Oh My, Oh My, Oh My!
"Meandering pathways lead to a black bottom pool, a horse barn, & terraced gardens alive with an incredible array of natives, tropicals, and fruits." - (I am laughing too hard to think of anything politically correct to say about this one, folks. All comments are welcome!)
That's the short and sweet of it this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!
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