The phone rang with an irate caller "You MUST remove my wife's name from your Facebook page immediately or I am going to take legal action !" shouted the caller....
"What IS your wife's name ? " I asked politely....
"Mildred Guberschmidt (not her real name)..and right on the top of your business page it says she LIKES you and she doesn't even KNOW you."
"Well....let me look..." as I clicked to our business page...."Sorry Mr. Guberschmidt....I don't see that on the page I am looking at..." "YOU must have put it there..." his voice pitching higher and speech faster...
"No...I don't know your wife and I didn't put it there...I can't even see her name on the page..." "It's RIGHT there and if you don't remove it right now...I am going to call a lawyer."
"I can't remove something I didn't put there...and can't see. Sir," I tried explaining.
"Then call Facebook and tell them to remove it immediately ! Our house is paid for and we aren't moving !"
No amount of explaining ....or telling him that his wife's account could have been hacked was any consolation as he continued with his legal threats.
I told him I had to leave for an appointmeent with someone who DOES like us....and there was nothing I could do to solve his problem.
Sadly, there may be a lawyer out there somewhere who will volunteer to take on the case of the invisible name....sigh....We'll let you know when we get the summons and complaint !
If you would LIKE to LIKE our facebook page...please click here and welll....if you don't ....you don't have to call and tell us about it.
This has been a cheerful social media post from your always cheerful southeastern Wisconsin Associate Brokers with Keller Williams Realty,
Sally K. & David L. Hanson honored to be of service...except for "erasing" things we didn't post.