"Cow first" - Great MLS Bloopers

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

 

 

It’s Blooper Friday, and the spelling and grammar rebels are at it again, folks. Welcome to the Blooper Blog. Please enjoy these hilarious gaffes:

 

A Roo

 

“Flex bedroos”  (The latest trend in kangaroo housing...)

 

"Pants are optional choice" (Tell that to your arresting officer.)

 

“Great locomotion” (As we say in California, “EARTHQUAKE”!!!)

 

“Closet Sunday” (Sorry, but I live in West Hollywood where all closets are empty.)

 

“Interior designer comes with house.” (My mistake - it seems someone still is in the closet.)

 

A Moo

 

“Cow for more info” (Sorry, but I don't speak moo.)

 

“Must coop sellers banker” (Why – does she lay eggs?)

 

”Acheway to kitchen” (Everyone aches when I’m in the kitchen.) 

 

“Key is hidding” (So is your dictionary.)

 

A Poo

 

“Yard drops” (That explains the brown stuff on your shoe.)

 

“Near Vevmo” (It’s “Bevmo Liquor,” and apparently you spent too much time there…)

 
“Dog in hose bites” (Maybe his garter belt is too tight.)

 

“Bring your vision” (Why - are you afraid I'll park on your porch again?)

 

“Cabinet completely redone” (Someone must be selling the White House.)

 

Adieu

 

“Twilight Wine and Chest” (Wow - I usually keep my shirt on until after the 3rd martini.)

 

“Put lipstick on this pig” (Okay, this is just hilarious!)

 

"House sold ass is" (Well that explains the large crack!)

 

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell.

 GWEN BANTA - Sotheby's Global Advisor – China - http://www.GwenBanta.com

 

 

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Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
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Jay Markanich, I, too,  am amazed at how many flippers do the sizzle but not the systems. I bet we could sit around and trade horror stories. I also think your tales could even top mine!

Mar 16, 2018 04:43 PM #10
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
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I soooo enjoy these....what a collection of not correction !

Mar 17, 2018 01:45 AM #11
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James Dray
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Morning Gwen.

Love it, just love it.  I use spell check ,and there are times when this still happens.  

Mar 17, 2018 03:28 AM #12
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Patricia Feager
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Gwen Banta - I'm so glad Barbara Todaro did a re-blog or I would have missed this one. It's sadly hilarious! I think the longer we spend on the Internet the more our eyes fail to see these stupid mistakes. 

Thanks for making me laugh today!

Mar 17, 2018 08:03 AM #13
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Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
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Hahaha, I too found this via Barbara - glad I did. Laughter is always a good way to start the day. D 

Mar 17, 2018 08:08 AM #14
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Sally and David Hanson - "Collection of not correction" - I love it! That should be the name of my blog!

Mar 17, 2018 11:19 AM #15
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

James Dray, I agree. Spell check is just a start because it cannot substitute the correct word. For instance it cannot substitute "buns" for "butts" in the phrase "Get your hot butts here." :-)

Mar 17, 2018 11:22 AM #16
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Gwen Banta
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Patricia Feager, that's a good point. I spend so much time at a computer that I am now reading and typing faster, and much more inaccurately!

Mar 17, 2018 11:25 AM #17
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Gwen Banta
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Debb Janes and Bernie Stea, if we cannot laugh at ourselves...someone else will :-) Have a great weekend.

Mar 17, 2018 11:26 AM #18
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Kathy Streib
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Gwen- I have to admit to being a horrible proofreader. That said, I love reading these and I love it that you compile these for us. 

Mar 17, 2018 08:09 PM #19
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Gwen Banta
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Kathy Streib, 

Mar 17, 2018 08:21 PM #20
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Ronald Curtis
Continental Properties - West Palm Beach, FL
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Hello Gwen.....

I can't wait to read your Friday blogs, as I always learn something new about you. Case in point.

"Everyone aches when I’m in the kitchen."

I would have guessed that you would be the penultimate gourmet chef.

Best wishes,

RJ

 

Mar 21, 2018 08:16 AM #21
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

RJ, that’s just literary license. I can cook quite well...but I prefer not to. Trader Joe is the chef in my kitchen. :-)

Mar 21, 2018 10:01 AM #22
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Good morning Gwen.  Thanks very much for the great entertainment.  Your comments make them even funnier.

Mar 23, 2018 04:33 AM #23
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you, Gabe Sanders. I think these bloopers are just a reminder that maybe we all need to slow down a bit. Have a wonderful weekend!

Mar 23, 2018 09:37 AM #24
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Michael Jacobs
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena Area Real Estate 818.516.4393

Hi Gwen - I knew there would be laughter involved with a visit to your blooper post.  Thank you.

Mar 25, 2018 09:06 PM #25
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you, Michael Jacobs – and have a wonderful, productive, smile-filled week!

Mar 25, 2018 09:18 PM #26
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Chris B Johnson
Allison James Elite - Moorpark, CA
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Sold Ass Is has to be my favorite!!

Apr 14, 2018 05:17 PM #27
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Chris Johnson, the “ass is” would surely make an agent think twice about extensive inspections, right?

Apr 14, 2018 05:29 PM #28
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Pat Starnes, Brandon, MS
Front Gate Real Estate - Brandon, MS
Broker Associate, ABR, 601-278-4513

Of course I love your MLS bloopers, but I'm struggling over one...  What exactly is the "optional choice"? It's second on your list.

Until next time! Thank you.

Apr 14, 2018 06:38 PM #29
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