"Double Pain Windows" Ouch! Hilarious MLS Bloopers

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

 

Hi Friends - I am one day early with this week's Blooper Blog, but it's never too early for humor. Some of these MLS bloopers made me laugh aloud, so I hope they lift your spirits as well and start your week-end with a smile. Thanks to Jane Peters, Carla Muss-Jacobs for some great finds. I'm still trying to decipher a few of them, so feel free to weigh in:

 

Only A Fool…

 

“Poole and jakuzzi” (Spelling ignorance is no excuzzi, you foolzi.)

 

“No arousal before open house hours” (Well there go my brunch plans with the FedEx guy.)

 

“Chinese served” (How do you squeeze them onto a platter?)

 

“Double pain windows” (…Not as painful as your spelling.)

 

 “Koala toilet” (Why would anyone install a eucalyptus tree in a bathroom?)

  

You Can’t Spell ‘Pool’?

 

“New pole installed” (Hence the stripper dangling in the living room.)

 

“FP with caved mantle” (Well now we know where the stripper landed.)

 

“Infinite pool” (That’s the ocean you’re staring at, Cheech.)

 

“Above ground poll” (No polls are above dirt in politics, pal.)

 

 Spoken Like A Tool

  

“2 subs in kitchen” (Red Alert - The Russians Are Coming.)

 

“Dr is imported” (From where – the ER or the golf course?)

 

“Extra large wok area” (That's a satellite dish. Now climb down slowly and hand me your bong.)

 

“Doth empty in March” (Duplex for sale, Mr. Shakespeare?)

 

 But This Is Cool

 

“No longer evacuating” (Have you tried an enema?)

 

“Japanese saking tub” (A tub filled with sake – why didn't I think of that?)

 

“Seller have many good bran in kitchen” (Seller spend many good hours on toilet.)

 

“Cod inside - doing repairs" (How do they swing hammers with their tiny little fins?)

 

 

Finale

 

“New barber in bedroom” (Uh,  trim or a blow-out?)

 

"Original poo with dvng brd" (Seriously??? It seems you don't  need a diving board to fall face forward in s__t!)

 

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell.

GWEN BANTA - Sotheby's Global Advisor – China - http://www.GwenBanta.com

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Rainer
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Dörte Engel
RE/MAX Leading Edge - Bowie, MD
ABC - Annapolis, Bowie, Crofton & rest of Maryland

Dear Gwen,

Some were unrecognizable at first read. Thanks for the interpretation.

Mar 03, 2018 08:38 AM #32
Rainer
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Connie Addison
RE/MAX Sundance Realty II - Fort Myers, FL
Realtor

That is absolutely hysterical!  I laughed out loud.  Thanks for the levity!

Mar 03, 2018 08:44 AM #33
Rainer
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Jon Mahan
Real Estate Central - Charleston, WV
ABR Charleston, West Virginia Real Estate

Thanks for the  laughs!  Sometimes auto-correct is our worst enema.

Mar 03, 2018 09:21 AM #34
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Marte Cliff, isn't it amazing how the bloopers keep coming? I am not sure if auto-correct is making it better or worse!

Mar 03, 2018 12:08 PM #35
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

John Wiley - speaking of "pot," I think a few of these agents were hitting the pipe when they wrote their listing remarks!

Mar 03, 2018 12:09 PM #36
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Nancy Manby, my mother always said my sass might be good for something some day!

Mar 03, 2018 12:11 PM #37
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Chris Lima, thanks for your comment, and welcome to the Blooper Blog.

Mar 03, 2018 12:11 PM #38
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Gabe Sanders, it's always good to hear from you and the other coast!

Mar 03, 2018 12:12 PM #39
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Dorte Engel, I couldn't figure out some of these head-scratchers. Don't you wonder how the buyers interpret this nonsense?

Mar 03, 2018 12:13 PM #40
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Connie Addison, if you laughed out loud, I achieved my goal!

Mar 03, 2018 12:14 PM #41
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Jon Mahan - thank YOU - that laugh started my day perfectly!

Mar 03, 2018 12:15 PM #42
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Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD
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Thank you very much for adding smiles to our faces.

Have a most productive March.

Mar 11, 2018 09:09 AM #43
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you, and have a wonderful week, Roy Kelley!

Mar 11, 2018 10:38 AM #44
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Michael Jacobs
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena Area Real Estate 818.516.4393

Hello, Gwen.  Once again, these are hilarious. Sad but true.  

Mar 11, 2018 11:35 AM #45
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you, Michael Jacobs. I think spelling in general is becoming worse instead of better. Of course, now we can always blame it on Siri!

Mar 11, 2018 11:39 AM #46
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Curtis Van Carter
Better Homes & Gardens Wine Country Group - Yountville, CA
Your Napa Valley Broker Extraordinaire

Gwen

these are toooooooooooo much, especially your comments. thanks for the follow, cheers cvc

Mar 13, 2018 09:23 AM #47
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thanks for joining us on the Blooper Blog, Curtis Van Carter.

Mar 13, 2018 01:31 PM #48
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Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert
Sitterle Homes - Richmond, TX
Sitterle Homes

Gwen,

 These are great and I am so glad I got to read them! Gotta go gotta fill the pole!

;)

Mar 16, 2018 02:05 PM #49
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you, Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert - Have a great Fryday. I mean, Friday. :-)

Mar 16, 2018 02:18 PM #50
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Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Connecting you to the L.A. real estate market

I missed this one. As usual a bundle of laughs with your fabulous interpretations.

Apr 06, 2018 12:44 PM #51
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