The Blooper Blog - Hilarious MLS Gaffes

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

 

 

Hi folks - Welcome to Blooper Friday. Below are some of my former favorites, as well as a whole crop of new gaffes. I can guarantee that some of these bloopers found in the MLS are on someone’s  “My Biggest Blooper List.” Keep proof-reading and spell-checking, my friends, or you may be guilty of hilarious typos like the following:

Heredity

“Escape the nose” (This must be the reason Walter Matthau's children left home.)

“Please don’t arrive eerie” (This is Hollywood- everything is eerie!)

“2 acre poverty in Bel Air” (Poverty in Bel Air means someone’s Bentley was repossessed.)

“Horse wine country” (I hear 2017 was a very good year for Mane Merlot and Clydesdale Cabernet.)

Brevity

“Can not use batrooms” (So where does Batman pee?)

“Glowing rooms” (Newsflash: Your house is on fire.)

“Large oat trees” (For large Quakers, I presume?)

“In food zone” (Hence the drive-through window in the kitchen.)

“Many secret trails” ( Is this Bernie Madoff's resume?)

Depravity

“Rubs are negotiable” (Unlike your bail bond, you pervert.)

“Consult our extroverts” (You mean those crazy guys doing the limbo in the pool?)

“New gavel in driveway” (Dead judge on curb.)

“Best Realator in town”  (Worst spell-ator in the business.)

“Sooting  palette” (Reason # 1 to stop licking ash trays.)

Gravity

"Sin drips" (That's why perverts prefer raincoats.)

“Remove shoes, trees are dropping” (So are my boobs, but they seldom get caught in my shoelaces.)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell.

GWEN BANTA - Sotheby's Global Advisor – China  - http://www.GwenBanta.com

Visit my Asian Outreach Site at: www.EastWestRealEstateSpecialists.com 

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Rainmaker
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Marte Cliff
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Gwen - your quick wit is truly a gift - and it's one I'm glad you share with the rest of us.

Feb 22, 2018 09:37 AM #27
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Hannah Williams
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Gwen  what a list of bloopers enjoyed them all and your witty comments

Feb 24, 2018 03:46 AM #28
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Kat Palmiotti
Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com - Monroe, NY
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I love your comments! I'm extra careful when putting in a new listing - I want to make sure I don't wind up on this list!

Feb 24, 2018 05:32 AM #29
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Nick & Trudy Vandekar, 610-203-4543
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Thanks, this brought a big smile to my face this morning.

Feb 24, 2018 06:09 AM #30
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Sybil Campbell
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I'm glad this blog got a second chance from Carol. I missed it the first time.

Feb 24, 2018 07:29 AM #31
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Mike Cooper
Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
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Gwen, thank you for the laugh. Thankfully, I was not drinking coffee this time. There are only so many nose douche treatments I can go through before my doctor asks why I always smell like coffee at my ENT check ups. 

Feb 24, 2018 10:08 AM #32
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Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
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I also missed this one, Gwen. Glad Carol breathed some new life into it today, Always worth reading your posts. D

Feb 24, 2018 10:23 AM #33
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Marte Cliff - thank you, as always, for your kind support. have a great weekend!

Feb 24, 2018 10:56 AM #34
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Hannah Williams, thanks for reading the Blooper Blog. We all have a good time here!

Feb 24, 2018 10:57 AM #35
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Kat Palmiotti, you'll never end up here. I have read your brilliant posts!

Feb 24, 2018 10:58 AM #36
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Nick and Trudy Vandekar, I am so happy to hear that. And you brought a smile to my face as well!

Feb 24, 2018 10:59 AM #37
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Sybil Campbell, I write a Blooper Blog several Fridays per month as time permits. Please check in again.

Feb 24, 2018 11:00 AM #38
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Mike Cooper, I can think of worse smells, but if you add Kahlua it will smell even better...a LOT of kahlua! 

Feb 24, 2018 11:02 AM #39
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
Solutions Real Estate - Carlsbad, CA
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Hi Gwen

The bloopers just go on an on, and your humor never stops. Love it!

Jeff

Feb 24, 2018 10:25 PM #40
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you, Jeff Dowler. I made my own blooper today. I sent a text to my client asking how his sin was doing. He asked me when I had become a priest. I think there should be a new commandment – thou shall not use Siri!

Feb 24, 2018 11:06 PM #41
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Corey Martin
Martin Presence Group - Ruston, LA
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I have a stitch in my side from laughing. You truly have a gift. Keep them coming and thank you for the laugh!

Feb 26, 2018 02:22 PM #42
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Corey Martin, thank you. And look for a new one on Friday!

Feb 26, 2018 02:49 PM #43
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Pat Starnes, Brandon, MS
Front Gate Real Estate - Brandon, MS
Broker Associate, ABR, 601-278-4513

I have missed these. Thank you for bringing them back (unless they've been here all the time and I haven't noticed)?

Feb 26, 2018 03:52 PM #44
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Pat Starnes, Brandon, MS
Front Gate Real Estate - Brandon, MS
Broker Associate, ABR, 601-278-4513

I'll share one of my gaffes with you. I was scribe texting a client and instead of writing "GOT the inspection scheduled" it transcribed into "GORGEOUS the inspection scheduled". I caught it immediately and sent a corrected text message.

Feb 26, 2018 03:56 PM #45
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Pat Starnes, thank you so much for sharing. Look for another Blooper Blog on Friday.

Feb 26, 2018 04:44 PM #46
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